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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/25/2017 at 12:41 • Filed to: None

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After a terrible airport muffin & coffee this morning.

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We had to stop at Chick-fil-A. We also got upgraded from a Sienna to a Suburban. It feels weird weird wearing shorts. Have not seen Florida man yet, so 2/10 so far.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:49

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“Have not seen Florida man yet”

Try the nearest Wal-Mart

If he’s not there, check back at about 1 AM 


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:50

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#2 combo or GTFAC.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:52

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You were eating at the ultimate Florida Man restaurant. I know the’re from Georgia, but nothing screams Florida like a CEO thinking god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:56

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Thank goodness you got the upgrade. Sienna’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Had one as a rental in November. Anyone who says there is no such thing as a truly bad new car these days has not been in a Sienna.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 13:22

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Chick-Fil-A chicken is best chicken.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:25

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The only way he can top this off is by going to a guy named Skeeter who is marrying his first cousin on top of a dualie dodge diesel with a confederate flag while their first vows state that Obama can’t take their guns and love away from them.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:26

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I think a better reason not to go there is that Popeye’s Chicken exists. Literally everything Popeye’s has is better, plus they’re open on Sundays.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:34

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god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Tazio, Count Fouroff
02/25/2017 at 13:34

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Can confirm: Florida Man chills at Walmart at 1 AM.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/25/2017 at 13:35

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#1, no pickle, with a lemonade. Always.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 14:06

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I could definitely go for some CFA right now.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/25/2017 at 14:09

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#1 add Cheese and Bacon, Large Size, Diet Lemonade plus a 12 Count Nugget. Mmmm, solid meal right there.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/25/2017 at 15:43

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The burb is for sure a highway sofa. It’s very comfortable. Can haul 6 adults & luggage with ease.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 15:44

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I just realized it isn’t Sunday yet.


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 17:17

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You can really taste the hate and intolerance in every bite.