"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
02/25/2017 at 12:41 • Filed to: None | 3 | 15 |
After a terrible airport muffin & coffee this morning.
We had to stop at Chick-fil-A. We also got upgraded from a Sienna to a Suburban. It feels weird weird wearing shorts. Have not seen Florida man yet, so 2/10 so far.
Tazio, Count Fouroff
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:49 | 1 |
“Have not seen Florida man yet”
Try the nearest Wal-Mart
If he’s not there, check back at about 1 AM
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:50 | 0 |
#2 combo or GTFAC.
DipodomysDeserti
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:52 | 2 |
You were eating at the ultimate Florida Man restaurant. I know the’re from Georgia, but nothing screams Florida like a CEO thinking god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed.
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 12:56 | 0 |
Thank goodness you got the upgrade. Sienna’s suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Had one as a rental in November. Anyone who says there is no such thing as a truly bad new car these days has not been in a Sienna.
Chariotoflove
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 13:22 | 2 |
Chick-Fil-A chicken is best chicken.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:25 | 1 |
The only way he can top this off is by going to a guy named Skeeter who is marrying his first cousin on top of a dualie dodge diesel with a confederate flag while their first vows state that Obama can’t take their guns and love away from them.
fhrblig
> DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:26 | 2 |
I think a better reason not to go there is that Popeye’s Chicken exists. Literally everything Popeye’s has is better, plus they’re open on Sundays.
TheHondaBro
> DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 13:34 | 1 |
god is going to seek vengeance on the US for letting gay people wed
TheHondaBro
> Tazio, Count Fouroff
02/25/2017 at 13:34 | 1 |
Can confirm: Florida Man chills at Walmart at 1 AM.
Jack Does Cars
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/25/2017 at 13:35 | 0 |
#1, no pickle, with a lemonade. Always.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 14:06 | 0 |
I could definitely go for some CFA right now.
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/25/2017 at 14:09 | 0 |
#1 add Cheese and Bacon, Large Size, Diet Lemonade plus a 12 Count Nugget. Mmmm, solid meal right there.
The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
> FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
02/25/2017 at 15:43 | 0 |
The burb is for sure a highway sofa. It’s very comfortable. Can haul 6 adults & luggage with ease.
smobgirl
> The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
02/25/2017 at 15:44 | 0 |
I just realized it isn’t Sunday yet.
Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
> DipodomysDeserti
02/25/2017 at 17:17 | 1 |
You can really taste the hate and intolerance in every bite.